Keyword Savitri (not to be outdone)

My fellow students of Sri Chinmoy, Tejvan Pettinger and Sumangali Morhall, have recently posted very amusing poems based on the top keyword searches for their respective sites tejvan.co.uk and sumangali.org.
Of course they had the good sense and decorum to limit their poems to the first 25 searches, but I am congenitally devoid of such things, you see. So I have produced my own keyword poem to rival in length Sri Aurobindo’s epic Savitri (almost 24,000 lines) - or at least I started upon my epic task before realising that not enough people are visiting my site to generate the required number of lines. Boooo.
So here it is. I had to omit a rather large number of stunningly inappropriate conjunctions of words, and was left with this. Enjoy, or at least do me a favour and don’t think worse of me
cache public
about shane magee
chinmoy
sri chinmoy autobiography
concentration span
aum meditation
horse
boost concentration
ramakrishna disciples
how to create a normal candle
expectation meditation
inspiration blog
death
the mahabharata
a record breaker
wisdom eastern to overcome habits
anandamayi ma
sri chinmoy
sri chinmoy books on finding self
articles on self discovery
world clock
births
deaths
relationship between spiritual master and student
ramanasram
mother kali
plato
scariest picture ever
adolescent bangla song
heart versus mind
aum japa
how to create an oasis
cycles of thought
how to incorporate meditation into your daily life
inner voice
death can be an inspiration
spiritual blue butterfly
listening to your own voice
intensive training programme for sub 3 hour marathon
life lessons because of death
the true challenges of life
concentrating in heart meditation
indian spiritual masters image
buddha in cave & trishatur
spiritual queries to ramkrishna mission
warrior of light comments
about he knows that
without inspiration and experience
no amount of training will help him
secret of happiness desires
name is shane
irish song





Thanks guys. It is a testament to Sumangali’s writing that even her keyword poems best many other’s conscious efforts
John, Keyword Savitri’s cannot be composed on mere words alone…..
Nice one Shane—I see a budding Joyce blossoming in many lines
But tell me, did you follow the Keyword Haiku rules “to the word?” Some of these poems look like search phrases, rather than words…
[…] Keyword Savitri by Shane […]
I love your introduction
"but I am congenitally devoid of such things, you see"
Nice!
I like this verse best:
“warrior of light comments
about he knows that
without inspiration and experience
no amount of training will help him”
and the funniest is:
“scariest picture ever
adolescent bangla song
heart versus mind”